Always Judge a Book by its Cover

Some books win awards, some win our heart, and others... only serve to confuse.

Mom is Dating Weird Wayne

Find out what mom is up to next in this exciting hit.

Oh no! You wake from a nightmare and remember that your mom is still dating weird Wayne.

This book is more of a guidebook than a novel: how to come up with creative ways to distract and disturb your mother as she tries to re-enter the dating world and become happy again.

An extra disturbing feature of this book is that there is one on sale (at the time of writing) for over $800… I guess good advice is hard to come by these days.

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People Who Don't Know They're Dead: How They Attach Themselves to Unsuspecting Bystanders and What to Do About It

Has someone dead attached themselves to you? This guide will help you, and them, move on.

There is a wonderful duality to this book. Its the kind that will help you if you’re healthy and alive, but also, if you’re the kind of introspective dead person it will also be a very useful resource.

The real treasure of this beauty is the chapters on attachment to unsuspecting bystanders, which again are relevant to both the living and dead.

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Better Never to Have Been: The Harm Of Coming Into Existence

The very thought of sitting down to write, and deciding that the knowledge you wish to share with the world is purely what the world would be like without you in it… gives me the strangest kind of chills.

If you ever lie awake wondering about the butterfly effect… what small things you’ve done in the world that have had massive repercussions, then this book is not for you, because after it you’ll actually just straight up stop sleeping.

That said, if you’re in a deep, dark, “You don’t know me dad or what I’m going through!” kind of mood, perhaps the idea of exploring life without humans interference is actually going to be fun! You might learn something too!

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Castration: The Advantages and the Disadvantages

One of the truest miracles is how a book with such an exciting title, can have the such a plain cover.

When it comes to castration, it goes without saying that being an even little informed goes a long long way. It may not be obvious to all, but the act of castration can not be undone (That’s a CON).

A simple advantage is that if you’re kicked in your private you will be numb to the pain others would receive (That is a very solid PRO).

These simple advantages and disadvantages barely begin to scratch the surface and historical ideas behind castration that you’ll get in the first three pages of this powerful tome.

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