Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!

It feels fitting to begin the guide to coloring books with the farting animals coloring book. As far as I can tell this is the beginning of what looks to be a complete arms race in the “farting coloring book” space, the author hit some kind of coloring book gold, and when people saw what was happening they all hoarded into the space trying to one-up each other over and over again.

That said, what can I say about the book itself, honestly it’s everything it says it is, animals, uncolored, actively farting… there’s nothing else to it, a true masterpiece that would have great artists, authors, and inventors of wacky and weird knick-knacks saying damn, what a solid idea, executed to perfection.