There wasn’t enough title space to finish this monstrosity in this website, but the final part is: “Because its the new millennium” (naturally)

My middle school teacher always told me, “When you don’t understand something, sit down, and slowly try to deconstruct it.” So let us do just that, and see if we come to any conclusions about this book. Which I will also note, is only volume one.

So, my best friend’s mom is a sasquatch. I can accept this reality.

I don’t care if she’s a sasquatch. I guess, this too I can accept. I like to think that I’m the kind of person who wouldn’t care if my best friend’s mom was one.

But wait. I only don’t care (if I’m reading this right), because she’s Hot. Well, that’s just wrong. I’m sure she is an amazing person. After all, she raised my best friend, and I like them!

OH AND I’M WHAT!